User:Teh Sweggurboi

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Some sweg about me

Hi, I am Teh Sweggurboi, the bureaucrat all about the community. You can approach me for pretty much any kind of matter related to this Wiki. I edit most of the important pages here and handle most of the technical stuff. I have created several informative pages, guides, ideas and rankings. My interests include sporting (tennis, football, swimming, riding my bike, workouts, watching TV), listening to (good) music, talking to people and playing FIFA and of course Head Soccer, the game which I have been playing from the very beginning. My favorite football clubs are PSV Eindhoven, the Dutch national team and FC Bayern Munich, my favorite players are Mario Gómez, Giorgio Chiellini and Zlatan Ibrahimović.

Ideal character

How my character would be like if I could create one? Good question. He must have a head with which I can score headers easily and always head straight-line power shots back to the opponent’s net. He must have only one, very good and very fast power shot, I don’t need more, and he must look like someone from his country. Spain fulfills the most of my requirements and therefore he is my favorite.

Ideal Head Soccer

I like Head Soccer very much, but if I were able to change and choose what I want to have in Head Soccer, then I would introduce a new ranking of the characters, based on how good their real national teams are, and all characters would have a power shot and an appearance that fits their country. I would introduce Mission mode and I would change the League mode drastically, like adding a promotion/relegation system. Also, updates must be bigger and come faster, and many bugs must get fixed. For my new character ranking, my League idea and all other ideas I have to improve the current game, visit my personal idea page on the Wiki: Head Soccer 2.

Biggest win

It was against the weakest character of them all: South Korea, and I was Saudi Arabia. In this game, everything fell into place. Most of the time after kick-off the ball fell straight down, and every time that happened, I ran towards it, jumped, and scored directly with a header. When the ball fell to my side of the field, I did the same, but with a little pause in my walk. When it fell to South Korea's side, he mostly did his power shot, so that I could block it and head it back to his own goal. I played a magnificent game and didn’t make a single mistake: every shot or header was a goal. And another achievement: I didn’t use my power shot in that game, but that might have ruined the record anyway. Besides that, South Korea seemed to want to contribute to my biggest win of all time, because it felt like he gave me almost a free passage to his goal and he didn’t head the ball on top of his own goal. Together, South Korea and I, we scored 45 goals and the final result was 45-0. Now that is what I call teamwork!

Biggest loss

Well, admittedly I lose against Ecuador occasionally when I play with a bad character myself, and especially when Ecuador is wearing a good costume, but it seems always to happen with a difference of only one goal. Ecuador is the only character against who I have serious troubles to beat him sometimes and that's why he ranks highest on both my CPU Opponents Ranking and Power Shot Ranking.

Other achievements

• Most goals in a Tournament, highest goal difference in a Tournament and most goals in a Tournament without allowing a goal all in one: 89-0. I did it with Indonesia and you can see it on the first big photo of my photo gallery: First game: 31-0 against Egypt, second game: 32-0 against Colombia and third game: 26-0 against Argentina.
• My furthest stage in Survival was Stage 177, which I have achieved with Spain and the Santa Costume, without using any glitch.
• I have won the Amateur League by only scoring 20 goals. I did it with Mexico. I wasted the time away with my power shot and scored in the Sudden death in most games. I deliberately lost 5 games and didn't score in those, to make sure I had even less goals, but I still won the League. The second big photo in my gallery proves it.
• Besides scoring as few goals as possible in the League, I've also tried to score as many goals as I could. My record for most goals in the League was with Spain in the Amateur League. As you can see on the fourth big photo, I have scored 369 goals, which is an average of exactly 20.5 goals per game. The third big photo shows that same League, but before I played the last game against Kepler 22B. Here you can see that I had scored 249 goals more than the number 2 in the League, with one more match to go!
• My Head Cup record was with Spain: Greece 21-3, South Korea 24-0, Turkey 19-1 (Total group stage = 64-4), Devil 25-1, the Netherlands 17-3, Uruguay 10-2. Total Head Cup record = 116-10.
• My greatest and most incredible achievement of all time was a match in which I scored 10 goals in the first 11 seconds of a match, as you can see on the last small photo of my photo gallery. That means that if I went on that way, I would have had a Most goal record of 54 goals! But it was impossible to maintain and the final result was 43-0.
• And last but not least, I might hold the record for most ridiculous user name on the Wiki. It is actually The Swaggerboy, but completely spelt wrong (cuz u do'nt nede gud speling wen u hav sweg).

My photo gallery

My (favorite) pages

• Character Rankings/Teh Sweggurboi
• Teh Sweggurboi/CPU Opponents Ranking
• Teh Sweggurboi's Power Shot Ranking
• Teh Sweggurboi's Favorite Character Ranking
• Teh Sweggurboi's Ranking of Characters that Resemble their Country the Best
• User blog:Teh Sweggurboi/New Update Review
• User blog:Teh Sweggurboi/Dr. Head Soccer
• Power Shot Guide
• Death Mode Guide
• Game Idea/Head Soccer 2/Teh Sweggurboi
• General Idea/Mission mode/Teh Sweggurboi
• General Idea/Netherlands's Minigame/Teh Sweggurboi
• Character Idea/Costa Rica
• Character Idea/Iran 2
• Character Idea/Belarus
• Character Idea/Algeria
• Character Idea/Iceland 2
• Character Idea/Hell/Teh Sweggurboi
• Costume Idea/Frog Hat/Teh Sweggurboi
• Costume Idea/Giant Hat/Teh Sweggurboi
• Costume Idea/Goal Grow Hat/Teh Sweggurboi
• Costume Idea/Anvil Hat/Teh Sweggurboi
• Costume Idea/Gravity Groucho Glasses/Teh Sweggurboi
• Costume Idea/Clock Costume/Teh Sweggurboi
• The front page
• Characters and all Category:Characters pages
• Costumes and all Category:Costumes pages
• All Death Mode Stages pages
• All Category:Death Mode Stage Collages
• Home
• Glitches
• Mistakes
• Head Soccer Wiki:Polls
• Characters which resemble others

My favorite characters

1) Spain
2) Germany
3) Netherlands
4) Russia
5) Kepler 22B
6) Devil
7) Sweden
8) Greece
9) Switzerland
10) Ecuador
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56) Hungary
57) Bulgaria
58) Z
59) Czech Republic
60) Ukraine

For the full list, please visit my Personal Favorite Characters Ranking.

My power shot top 30

These are my favorite power shots in terms of originalty, inventiveness, graphics and effectiveness. In short: all shots that have something cool in them.

1. Spain - Nice that there is a special range where you should use him, otherwise he would be too overpowered. It's the best when used near your own goal and that's good, because when your opponent is about to score, you can activate your power shot, block the ball, use your shot and score yourself, because you are in the place where your shot scores! The shot is very effective when used right, even if it doesn't have an after effect, but that is not necessary for this shot. Because Spain's power shot can almost guarantee you a goal, it is very helpful and it's great for unlocking characters and breaking records.
2. Germany - The path in which the shot travels and the fact that it comes with two footballs adds very much to this shot. Also, the after effect that makes the opponent shrink is so cool that it should last longer. One of my favorites!
3. France - In midfield it is unstoppable, anywhere else it practically won't score. That makes it an all-or-nothing power shot, but it is the only power shot that can truly guarantee you a goal.
4. Switzerland's ground shot - Maybe the most inventive shot of all. You can only score if you kick the snowman into the goal, because the snowball doesn't have the ball like you would expect, the snowman does! I like to use this shot a lot.
5. Devil - This shot bobs up and down and that is very original. The graphics are good and match with the character.
6. Italy - Very interesting power shot, because at first it looks unstoppable, but later you see that it's very easy to counter. It's also of great help with collecting counter attacks, so with Italy you can also unlock other characters.
7. United Kingdom - It has a specific range and when your opponent is in the fury of arrows, he won't come out of it anymore and you will always score.
8. Mexico - Mexico grabs his opponent, slams him into the ground and creates his own 100% chance, which is genius. The bad things are that the ball bounces heavily afterwards and is hard to take under control in time and of course that terribly annoying jumping bug.
9. Nigeria - A shot that can open the lane for an easy walk-in goal because of its great after effect.
10. Netherlands - The after effect is genius. Your opponent disappears and you have plenty of time to score, because the ball won't bounce away. The actual shot itself is easy to counter but it looks cool.
11. Austria's counter attack - Deadly, fast and always on target.
12. Kepler 22B - Nice that he, being the Alien in the game, can do shots of the earthlings. That's just brilliant, but he should be able to do all the shots, not just the characters that come before him.
13. Thailand's ground shot - First you have to dodge the giant meteor, then you must stop the actual shot. So challenging!
14. Finland's counter attack - My favorite from recent updates. Use Finland's counter attack close to the opponent's goal and the bird will crush your opponent. Then, as if that wasn't enough already, it shoots the ball in an empty goal!
15. India's air shot - A spin-off of United Kingdom's shot, but inventive enough to make it on my user page.
16. Indonesia - Just like Thailand's air shot, this is a shot where you first have to avoid objects coming from above to stop the ball that comes afterwards. Only real ninjas can avoid all those chain ropes.
17. Ecuador's air shot - Basically the hardest-to-stop shot in the game, but also slightly unfair as it knocks you out while you can't do anything about it. The graphics, helicopter and military theme are awesome.
18. Thailand's air shot - Just a straight-line shot, but the falling meteors which change your controls (great after effect by the way) make it so much nicer.
19. Saudi Arabia's ground shot - The shot is maybe not very strong and could be improved a bit, but it's different from others and the explosions are a very nice thing. The oil in this shot is also very relevant for Saudi Arabia.
20. Sweden - The randomness is a big asset to this shot. Also, the Viking boat is very nice and has much to do with Sweden.
21. Australia's ground shot - It's an updated version of Italy's shot. It goes over the ground and the ball is teleported forward, which are good things, but the very best thing about this shot is the after effect, which turns you into a Dalmation or kangaroo, which is fun.
22. Portugal - Especially the after effect is awesome, the shot itself not really.
23. Ireland - The shot itself is not very special, except that it pushes the opponent back, but what I like so much about this shot is that it can give you coins!
24. USA - At first sight it's a failure, but USA teleports the ball, which is great for passing defenders in front of the goal!
25. Luxembourg's first shot - This shot is in some way similar to Spain's and in some way the opposite. The three balls that knock you out occasionally make it effective, but this shot is only good near your opponent's goal.
26. Denmark's first shot - I just like the knock-back effect.
27. Brazil - This shot travels in a downward path and the after effect is one I like.
28. Mon-K's counter attack - Very strong pushed-back effect.
29. Uruguay's air shot - Just like Ecuador, I like the theme.
30. Egypt - The delay is misleading, but after a while you get it. Other than that, it's good because it contains sand and a bit of ancient Egyptian architecture.

Characters I want for the next updates

1. Algeria
2. Iran
3. Morocco
4. Iceland
5. Costa Rica
6. Somalia
7. North Korea
8. Syria
9. Iraq
10. Qatar
11. Estonia
12. Kazakhstan
13. Bosnia and Herzegovina
14. Ivory Coast
15. Ghana